2022 A Salmon's Tale ?..

_ The 2022 A Salmon's Tale:

BOOM! You're a fish. But not just any fish, you're a mother-lovin' SALMON. 

But what's that, you say? Oh, you're just now noticing that while you may be that most majestic of fish, the salmon, you're also a very small fish with a loooooooong freakin way, literally and figuratively, to not dying. You're up a creek without a paddle, but who cares?! You're a fish! You've got fins. And best of all, you're not alone--you've got LOTS of fellow fish to swim with. So as that most saucy and forgetful fish Dory is so fond of saying, Just Keep Swimming.

A Salmon's Tale is a totally rad virtual run. It's two months long. Pick one of three distances (80, 120, 200 miles) and chip away at the distance as you virtually make your way from a small creek to the Pacific Ocean, overcoming scaly setbacks and current challenges along the way. 

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